LOTR as written by Thomas Pynchon
LOTR as written by Queen
LOTR as written by James Crumley
This is some stuff that sorta popped out of my brain and ended up on my livejournal page. Quality, of course, is what one would expect from something that popped out of ones head and plopped down on a blog.
Six Words - a story snippet inspired by 6 words overheard in a cafe
This was originally an email sent in response to a query about my identity. The victim - I mean, recipient - had started entertaining some ideas that I might, perhaps, be someone slightly more famous and accomplished than I am. His response, afterwards, was that I hadn't answered the question.
Midnight in the David Lynch Memorial Basement
I wrote these stories as part of the BMC/HC BBS phenomenon Starbucket, back in the early 90s. There's a half-dozen stories and partial stories in here. I may finish them one of these days. I may not. Regardless, I'm surprised by what i put together, hobbled out of a D&D character and whatnot. Surprised, and even sometimes proud.
Me and a Truck and 3 Women (and a Catheter) This is a recounting of the events of Aug 4, 1993.
all texts copyright Bernie Mojzes