I've wondered for some time now what it was that created Brian. Brian, without complaint, joylessly spreads the Truth that Cheom is God. This is not a happy revelation for Brian (or for anyone else), because as far as Brian can determine, Cheom is not bound by such trivialities as "Human Decency" and so on. Cheom is truly the Deus Irae, but more fickle, and Brian is It's chosen Prophet, much to his dismay.