When I was but a wee child, I knew that what I wanted to be when I Grew UP was a Science Fiction Writer. Also, a paramedic. And an amateur detective. And an X-Wing pilot. And... well, it doesn't much matter. I Grew UP, and decided that being a Philosopher would be far more practical and lucrative. Then I Grew UP some more, and started writing.

It's still a toss up whether Philosophy or Writing will prove to be more lucrative.

 

 

Latest Project

          

The Evil Gazebo - A children's story, or faux children's story, for darkly twisted faux children, illustrated by Linda Saboe. Handbound limited edition version available. Paperback available from Dark Quest Books.

 

 

Books

The Evil Gazebo - illustrated by Linda Saboe - Dark Quest Books - Summer 2010 [Amazon] [B & N] [Powells]

 

 

Stories

2010

• The Path That Few Have Trod - in Trail of Indiscretion, issue 10 (Fortress Publishing, Inc.) - Winter 2010 - ORDER
• It Was Just Like Her - in Cemetery Moon, issue 6 (Fortress Publishing, Inc.) - June 2010 - ORDER
• The Levee Song - in Barbarians at the Jumpgate (Padwolf Publishing) - May 2010 - ORDER from Amazon
• Thus The Trap - in Dragon's Lure (Dark Quest Books) - May 2010 - ORDER from Amazon
• Kashrut - in New Blood (Padwolf Publishing) - May 2010 - ORDER from Amazon
• I Carry No Gun - in Bad-Ass Faeries 3: In All Their Glory (Mundania Press) - May 2010 - ORDER from Amazon
• A Domestic Disturbance - in Nth Degree online - forthcoming at an undetermined date
• A Perfect Creature - in Like a Vorpal Blade (Circlet Press) - forthcoming 2010
• Jumping Rope in Fitler Square - in Wild Violet - forthcoming
• The Winter court - in In an Iron Cage (Dark Quest Books) - forthcoming Fall 2010-Spring 2011

2009

• Moonshine - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Mundania Press) - November 2009
• Bottle-caps & Cigarette Butts - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Mundania Press) - November 2009
• The Collector - in Dead Souls (Morrigan Books) - September 19th, 2009 - ORDER from Amazon
• Wishing Well - in Liquid Imagination #4 - September 2009 - online
• The Flavor of the Air - September 16th, 2009 at The Daily Tourniquet - online
• Rosie the Riveter Saves the Day! - in Crossed Genres - December 2009 - online - Want your own copy?

2008

• Moonshine - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Marietta Press) - May 2008 (out of print)-- [read excerpt]
• Bottle-caps & Cigarette Butts - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Marietta Press) - May 2008 (out of print)-- [read excerpt]

 

 

Creative Commons

These stories have been posted online at various times, most likely in my blog. You can find the entire stories for your enjoyment and/or mockery behind the links.

• Than a Peasant Scorned - There's a story to this story.
• April 23rd - A response to the Pixelstained Technopeasants conflagration of 2007.
• Midnight in the David Lynch Memorial Basement
• Shadow - Written in response to a writing challange by James Van Pelt
• The Low-Carb Economy - It could happen sooner than we expect
• Earth's Blood - A journey into the Unknown
• Jack's End - My only fanfic to date. Does this count as slash?
• The Trouble With Brains - Just a taste, written for Halloween, 2009
• The Kates and I - Written for the Spec The Halls Contest - Dec 18, 2009

All the stories in this section are covered by the following license unless otherwise noted:

This work by Bernie Mojzes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

 

 

Rum, Bloggary and the Lash

Various musings and blatherings that have dripped from these fingers over the years. Some of it is bloggary musings, some of it some of my more interesting|amusing|odd academic papers out of the cobweb covered file in the back corner.

• Real Art Won't Match Your Sofa - December of 2006 I wrote a small rant that garnered a tiny bit of Intarwebs notoriety. Little bit later, Tom Smith wrote a song based on a bit of this essay: Suit of Armor. Lissen to it - it's worthwhile. Some time later, I wrote Than a Peasant Scorned, based on Tom's song.
• The Games of Domination: A Prolegomenon to a Psycho-Philosophical Analysis - Nietzsche and Pynchon together again, for the first time.