When I was but a wee child, I knew that what I wanted to be when I Grew UP was a Science Fiction Writer. Also, a paramedic. And an amateur detective. And an X-Wing pilot. And... well, it doesn't much matter. I Grew UP, and decided that being a Philosopher would be far more practical and lucrative. Then I Grew UP some more, and started writing.

It's still a toss up whether Philosophy or Writing will prove to be more lucrative.

 

Latest Project:

          

The Evil Gazebo - A children's story, or faux children's story, for darkly twisted faux children, illustrated by Linda Saboe. Handbound limited edition version available now. Due out soon in paperback from Dark Quest Books.

 

Publishing Credits:

• Moonshine - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Marietta Press) - May 2008 (out of print)-- [read excerpt]
• Moonshine - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Mundania Press) - November 2009
• Bottle-caps & Cigarette Butts - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Marietta Press) - May 2008 (out of print)-- [read excerpt]
• Bottle-caps & Cigarette Butts - in Bad-Ass Faeries 2: Just Plain Bad (Mundania Press) - November 2009
• The Path That Few Have Trod - in Trail of Indiscretion, issue 10 (Fortress Publishing, Inc.) - (forthcoming)
• It Was Just Like Her - in Cemetery Moon, issue 6 (Fortress Publishing, Inc.) - August 2009 (forthcoming still...)
• The Collector - in Dead Souls (Morrigan Books) - launching September 19th, 2009
• Fey Fatale - in Syren Songs (Marietta Press) - May 2009 Alas, the project has scrapped... anyone looking to publish a cool Great Depression era faerie story?
• The Levee Song - in Barbarians at the Jumpgate (Padwolf Publishing) - forthcoming 2010
• Wishing Well - in Liquid Imagination #4 - September 2009
• Thus The Trap - in Dragon's Lure (Dark Quest Books) - forthcoming May 2010
• Kashrut - in New Blood (Padwolf Publishing) - forthcoming May 2010
• The Evil Gazebo - illustrated by Linda Saboe - forthcoming from Dark Quest Books November 20, 2009
• The Flavor of the Air - available online as of September 16th, 2009 at The Daily Tourniquet
• I Carry No Gun - in Bad-Ass Faeries 3: In All Their Glory - forthcoming from Mundania Press, May 2010
• Rosie the Riveter Saves the Day! - in Crossed Genres - December 2009
• A Domestic Disturbance - in Nth Degree - forthcoming

 

Creative Commons:

These stories have been posted online at various times, most likely in my blog. You can find the entire stories for your enjoyment and/or your mockery behind the links.

• Than a Peasant Scorned - There's a story to this story.
• April 23rd - A response to the Pixelstained Technopeasants conglagration of 2007.
• Midnight in the David Lynch Memorial Basement
• Shadow - Written in response to a writing challange by James Van Pelt
• The Low-Carb Economy - It could happen sooner than we expect
• Earth's Blood - A journey into the Unknown
• Jack's End - My only fanfic to date. Does this count as slash?
• The Trouble With Brains - Just a taste, written for Halloween, 2009
• The Kates and I - Written for the Spec The Halls Contest - Dec 18, 2009

All the stories in this section are covered by the following license unless otherwise noted:

This work by Bernie Mojzes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.

 

Rum, Bloggary and the Lash:

Various musings and blatherings that have dripped from these fingers over the years. Some of it is bloggary musings, some of it some of my more interesting|amusing|odd academic papers out of the cobweb covered file in the back corner.

• Real Art Won't Match Your Sofa - December of 2006 I wrote a small rant that garnered a tiny bit of Intarwebs notoriety. Little bit later, Tom Smith wrote a song based on a bit of this essay: Suit of Armor. Lissen to it - it's worthwhile. Some time later, I wrote Than a Peasant Scorned, based on Tom's song.
• The Games of Domination: A Prolegomenon to a Psycho-Philosophical Analysis - Nietzsche and Pynchon together again, for the first time.